But this will be your stag do and common and popular things should be turned into odd, wild and crazy stuff!
Put your head into a big transparent bubble and play a match with your stag buddies! Run back and forth through the pitch and try to kick the ball or at least maintain a balance!
The most enjoyable part of the game is defence. Protect your goal with jumping and crashing into your rivals.
This match will probably not follow the rules of an ordinary football, but it will certainly create long-lasting good mood for the rest of the day.